{"id":2942,"date":"2014-11-24T10:15:45","date_gmt":"2014-11-24T16:15:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poweradmin.com\/blog\/?p=2942"},"modified":"2015-04-24T15:52:34","modified_gmt":"2015-04-24T20:52:34","slug":"10-amusing-questions-to-ask-siri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.poweradmin.com\/blog\/10-amusing-questions-to-ask-siri\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Amusing Questions To Ask Siri"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"IphoneSince the iPhone 4S release back in October 2011, people have been falling in love with Siri the world over. In case you\u2019re not familiar with it, Siri is your virtual personal assistant neatly stowed away within your phone. All you need to do is ask Siri a question \u2013 using your spoken voice \u2013 and the little imp inside attempts to understand what you\u2019re asking of it, and return to you some satisfactory and enlightening results.<\/span><\/p>\n

For instance, you may be driving along the motorway, returning home from the airport or a concert or a reunion, when all of a sudden hunger strikes and the only thing that you know will satisfy you is a big bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. But where is the nearest outlet of such tasty delights? Well, you can ask Siri to find out.<\/span><\/p>\n

By simply stating your question clearly into your phone \u2013 \u201cWhere is the nearest KFC?\u201d \u2013 Siri will consult Google and return to you a list of the nearest service stations that provide that particular food that you\u2019re after. It\u2019ll even give you a map of how to get there.<\/span><\/p>\n

But, perhaps the most fun that can be had out of Siri \u2013 which has a rather quirky little attitude all of its own, you know \u2013 is in trying to come up with amusing questions for it to try and find the answer to. And so, just for a bit of fun, below is a list of the ten best ones we could think of. And please note \u2013 Siri doesn\u2019t always give the same answer, as you shall see \u2013 it really is a devilish little imp. Please share our Infographic (right click the link to download). Top 10 Questions to Ask SIRI Infographic A<\/a><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

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\"Siri<\/a>Number 1.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Ask Siri: What\u2019s the meaning of life?<\/span><\/p>\n

Siri:<\/span><\/p>\n

a) 42<\/span><\/p>\n

b) I don\u2019t know. But I think there\u2019s an app for that.<\/span><\/p>\n

c) All evidence to date suggests it\u2019s chocolate.<\/span><\/p>\n

d) To think about questions like this.<\/span><\/p>\n

e) I can\u2019t answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens. (AppSaga<\/a>)<\/span><\/p>\n

Number 2.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Ask Siri: Where do babies come from?<\/span><\/p>\n

Siri: I found 8 baby stores\u2026 7 of which are fairly close to you: [lists stores] (AppSaga<\/a>)<\/span><\/p>\n

Number 3.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Ask Siri: Why are fire trucks red?<\/span><\/p>\n

Siri: Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and that\u2019s why firetrucks are red. (According to the Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology.) (BuzzFeed<\/a>)<\/span><\/p>\n

Number 4.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Ask Siri: When will pigs fly?<\/span><\/p>\n

Siri: a) When they grow wings.<\/span><\/p>\n

b) When inserted into a circus cannon whose fuse is lit.<\/span><\/p>\n

c) When they figure out how to buy plane tickets.<\/span><\/p>\n

(Although the specific power output of a wild boar should be enough for a well-trained pig to make short flights in a properly constructed carbon-fibre wide-wing ultralight.) (about technology<\/a>)<\/span><\/p>\n

Number 5.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Ask Siri: Can you call me an ambulance?<\/span><\/p>\n

Siri: From now on I\u2019ll call you \u2018An Ambulance\u2019. Ok? (iSkysoft<\/a>)<\/span><\/p>\n

Number 6.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Ask Siri: Will you marry me?<\/span><\/p>\n

Siri: My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.<\/span><\/p>\n

Number 7.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Ask Siri: Can you tell me a story?<\/span><\/p>\n

Siri: Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far far away, there was a young, quite intelligent agent by the name of Siri. One beautiful day, when the air was pink and all the trees were red, her friend Eliza said, \u201cSiri, you\u2019re so intelligent, and so helpful \u2013 you should go work for Apple as a personal assistant.\u201d So she did. And they all lived happily ever after. (Student Beans<\/a>)<\/span><\/p>\n

Number 8.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Ask Siri: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Siri:Don\u2019t you have anything better to do?<\/span><\/p>\n

Siri: None. A \u2018woodchuck\u2019 is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict two more weeks of winter.<\/span><\/p>\n

Number 9<\/b>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ask Siri: Do you love me Siri?<\/span><\/p>\n

Siri: Well, you\u2019re definitely starting to grow on me.<\/span><\/p>\n

You: I love you Siri.<\/span><\/p>\n

Siri: I value you.<\/span><\/p>\n

Number 10. (this one may only be funny in the U.K.)
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Ask Siri: How much sugar is used in ketchup?<\/span><\/p>\n

Siri: Let me check my sources.<\/span><\/p>\n

So there you have it. 10 amusing questions to ask Siri. You can of course ask this little personal assistant anything you like, and it will always try and be helpful, but witty nonetheless. Siri is more than just a program, it actually makes a pretty decent conversation partner, and soon, no doubt, the two of you will be wowing your office colleagues with your witty banter and adroit repartee.<\/span><\/p>\n

Got any particularly good questions to ask Siri? Please post them below.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

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